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ashiot has written 19 posts for Welcome to Ashwin's world

Life of Vacuum Cleaner

For a vacuum-cleaner, Human is the Creator, Protector, Redeemer and Destroyer. It follows that it is a vacuum-cleaner’s duty to follow the Commandments of Human subserviently to attain Salvation – a wax figure at Madame Tussauds’, or be Damned to a landfill. As there is not a single vacuum-cleaner statue on display at the said … Continue reading

World Without Coffee Part 2

The Swiss are to chocolate what the Italians are to coffee – making the world a better place with their recipes. In case you missed the first part of this series where I wrote about the imminent extinction of coffee, you can read it here. Apparently, cocoa shares its fate with coffee. The Swiss though, … Continue reading

How To Forget

Whenever persons with an eidetic memory meet new people or stumble upon some acquaintance after a significant length of time, they should be required by law to read a version of Miranda rights: “you have the right to withhold sensitive and potentially damaging information, whatever you say can be and will be used against you … Continue reading

Affluenza and Road Safety

So, you have been bitten by the bug of affluenza and are looking for a chauffeur to drive you to your office and back. Not to worry, this particular affliction isn’t as dangerous as it is infectious; it is a jealousy-borne disease that spreads through the word of mouth and covetous glances. Its distribution is … Continue reading

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